metrosexual-jesus bippipy boppity bitch
saafeandhound:
“ wearykitten96:
“ perfetch:
“ disorginization:
“ perfetch:
“ me after signing up for isay
”
tf is isay and how do i sign up?? help a sista out 😩
”
LMAO I gotchu girl… it’s this site where u can take short quizzes and get paid for...

saafeandhound:

wearykitten96:

perfetch:

disorginization:

perfetch:

me after signing up for isay 

tf is isay and how do i sign up?? help a sista out 😩

LMAO I gotchu girl…  it’s this site where u can take short quizzes and get paid for completing them!! I do a few of them every day and make like $50 a day which they send me through paypal. If u don’t have paypal u can get gift cards and other shit through the mail which is pretty cool I just prefer the cash! just sign up here, confirm ur email and take quizzes 

Save a life

just wanted to drop in and say thank u cause this is actually legit i got paid this morning (: 

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When my future husband comes home from WORK and asks what’s for dinner

kawaii-potatox3:

bishopmyles:

neverbeensimpleminded:

fuckwahtyuthink:

meekmillsalbumsales:

simonehaley:

rudegyalchina:

tinypusa:

cosmic-noir:

mindoflarks:

lonniiii:

99centnightmares:

badgyal-k:

igotthemusic:

neferbadmon:

chocolatemain:

jamaicanamazon:

lonniiii:

realityislife:

mvddsociety:

ovoxdreamville:

dayumshecangetit:

jvst4kickz:

naomiminx13:

rudegyalchina:

open-plan-infinity:

lonniiii:

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When it’s pussy for dinner yet again and you aint had a cooked meal in months

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LMAOOO

When the lady next door cooks actual food.

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LMAOOOOO it got better

Lmao 😂😂😂😂

Ya gotta stop 😂😂😂😂

And She serve dessert

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Originally posted by champagneovo

Yesssss

It just keeps getting better 😂

💀💀💀💀

But her man found out about you “coming over for dinner”

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Originally posted by eightyproblems96

Wait this made me laugh

Nooooooooooooo :(((( #crying

Oh god 😂😂😂

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Originally posted by cratermania

why does this post keep getting better and better lmao

^^^ really tho lol

When her and her bestie fake an alibi and he believes it

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Originally posted by toxzen

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when you just got done killing yo husband and the side bitch next door cus they thought they was slick 

Omg

When you dont go to jail for a crime everyone knows you committed, still gettin dicked down and you still aint cookin for nobody

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Originally posted by genniside

Now i can reblog it

LMAOO

Even better …. Keep adding on

lmao omg

When best friend finds out and comes for revenge

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Originally posted by savage-slayin-queen